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Revolver - Australia
By Anna Sarris

Special thanks to Alex for transcribing!


Guided by Voices
Turnstyle
Showbag
at Newtown RSL
February 26, 2000

Never in history of rock and rool, have I ever seen more empty beer can ON 
stage than off stage... but all that has changed now that I have experienced 
the rock and roll show that is Guided by Voices. Beer is beer is beer when 
it comes to live music, but that BATHTUB of a bucket full of beer on stage 
might as well have been an extra musician. It got a lot of showtime, it got 
a lot of applause. People were even chanting "GVB" instead of G B V - 
including the band themselves. Even I canted "GVB", fist punching in the air, 
and I wouldn't touch VB if it was the last drink on the planet, had a penis, 
 and sung me Pat Boone songs under a willow tree. I was just amazed, 
impressed, horrified that band could still play after consuming so much 
beer, swigging bottles of Jim Beam and smoking 1000 cigarettes. And they 
played beautifully for two and a half hours! The singing was power pop 
perfection and if you missed Guided by Voices, you missed one of the most 
manic, most blissfully pop nights of your life. Why we all started chanting 
"Jerry Jerry" like we were on the Springer show, I can't explain... this 
band is just strange... The sight and sound of Showbag surprised me as I did 
not see them advertised anywhere. What I did see and hear, I liked. Catchy 
pop tunes with a bright vocalist and heaps of bounce. The lack of audience 
enthusiasm annoyed me as the band were well worth dancing to. Similarly, the 
eccentric mellow grooves of Turnstyle moved me in several directions 
physically but the crowd were a bit boring... except for a the big 
uncle-looking guy who stood up close and personal to the band. Cute, cute 
pop tunes delivered with lazy, sitting-on-a-porch-on-a-hot-day vocals. Very 
sparkly guitars in Cologne, which reminded me of the Eels, and a trippy 
instrumental to end their set which has just the right amount of distortion, 
daggy casio, and sweet egg shaker rhythm.

Bob Pollard came out with a VB in one hand, and a cigarette in the other. He 
leaned into the microphone incredibly gracefully and introduced the first 
song - the groovy Don't Stop Now. A typical Guided by Voices tune with 
Pollard's shiny valorous vocals and such lustrous chords. The huge crowd 
were dancing right away and so was Pollard. He pulled out all the moves - 
the microphone cord swinging was a particular favourite of his, and this 
high kicks... DAMN high! And never once did he fall over. We all loved it, 
as the band seemed to love it. Two and a half hours of ridiculously catchy 
tunes played with such vigorous energy. It was all rather electric and very 
generous. The band and excitable crowd (cooooooorazy fans up the front) were 
feeding off each other all night and the music and atmosphere became 
progressively more and more raucous. These animals played a lot of their new 
stuff including Teenage FBI, Drangons Awake! and one of the most perfect pop 
tunes ever written - the glorious Surgical Focus - a perfect cocktail of 
catchy harmonies, fast adventurous drums and such a gorgeous melody 
delivered with Pollard's impenetrably clear voice. The band also entertained 
with the ROCK guitar songs such as you In Stitches, and exciting, 
rump/headshakers I Am A Tree and Motor Away. They also played some Highway 
to Hell which... didn't surprise me. GBV may be kinda old and quite 
faaaaaaaarked on the piss onstage, the bass player may look like one of the 
Monkees gone terribly, horribly wrong (was that him stumbling down the Town 
Hall steps at 5am holding his head so it wouldn't drop off?), but they 
clearly loved performing tonight and created a raw, hilarious atmosphere. I 
saw several people hugging in the audience as they played, big funny looking 
men dancing like girls, and everyone was left with a big shimmering smile on 
their face... especially the bass player. Loved the rock star salutes, loves 
the intoxicating force of these talented popsters, loved the music most of 
all, inciting us to stamp our feet so much we could have pounded right 
through the floor and busted up a few pokies... not such a bad thing really.