SATELLITE
They walked across the strip to the kittycats' clutch
I'm in love with a girl named Satellite
And I know that she'll take me home tonight
They're very cute - so select them quickly
Perhaps one day you'll strike a hotter match
I'm in love with a girl named Edison
And her sweetness is my only medicine
Satellite
Goin right
Bop a bop bop bop....
DAYTON, OHIO - 19 SOMETHING AND 5
Isn't it great to exist at this point in time?
Where the produce is rotten but no one is forgotten
On strawberry Philadelphia Drive
Children in the sprinkler, junkies on the corner
The smell of fried foods and pure hot tar
Man, you needn't travel far to feel completely alive
On strawberry Philadelphia Drive
On a hazy day in 19 something and 5
IS SHE EVER?
Is the ever with intent when she likens herself to a crow?
Will she crow and say bingo?
"I'm a believer" she tells me
But is she ever going to cry
When the directors bark from out there in the dark
Fly sister vibrate - you were automatically free
The moment you came to me
Is she ever coming back to me?
Is she ever coming back to me?
Say it loud and we shall see
Is she ever coming back to me?
MY THOUGHTS ARE A GAS
Pelted - I am gassed
On strengthening markets
My thoughts are a gas
I made it to runway
I'll make it to Airway - not to crash
Penetrating water and rock
And the rock echoes back
My thoughts are a gas
KNOCK'EM FLYIN'
When you're called to the plow
You will always slide inside her
If you work really hard
You will lose yourself and wrong her
Wait a little longer
Plow when you feel it - it's your right tonight
If you grow it you will show it
You'll be so inspired to
Go out and bring back the only one who matters anyhow
THE TOP CHICK'S SILVER CHORD
Imagine the emotional lift
Every pressing engagement canceled
And suddenly it's real
I'm going to write it down so I'll remember it
And then pound it out and let it ring
The top chick's silver chord
Embraced released and then ignored
KEY LOSERS
Oh darkness makes them cringe - perhaps caught
Respectable - impeccable - not taught
The key losers
Not to trust in instinct - blame them
No wait! don't tame them
They will let you down every time, the key losers
In the clutch - twice as much
In the long run - final gun
Down the stretch we couldn't catch
The part-time players - the scrubs
Consistently choking, the roach coach is smoking
HA HA MAN
1, 2, 3, 4
His merchandise is sublime
But don't laugh at the Ha Ha man
While you were gawking I was talking
And squawking with the Ha Ha man
So now I think breakfast is the plan
Are you coming with the Ha Ha man?
Ha Ha man Ha Ha man ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(It's a ridiculous concept, and everyone's laughing but me)
WINGTIP REPAIR
A broken leg drags in the left lane
His painkillers turn to sugar
So he finds the address in his coat
" this is wink "
This is the way first
We make life shiny - just don't move
And you will be a dissolving universe
Goodbye under the sea
You're perfect to me
Lock up the devil in a tree
AT THE FARMS
Well the simpleton at arms
Is protecting the village's prettiest girls
But now they're running far away
Because the washing isn't done
And they lived a life of grounding
In a closet at the foundation
And now they aren't available
To the simpleton at arms
And returning thus to the simple life
(At the farms)
UNBATED VICAR OF SCORCHED EARTH
A child did rumble, went kicking loud trash
A ghost girl and a bulldog are whittling myflash
In the kitchen of birds sits a wicked child's cat
But the unbated vicar of scorched earth knows that
And flash is not easy to capture just outright
But there if you fight for it - like broads in daylight
Say it with angel dust - sprinkle it fat
A child did rumble, went kicking loud trash
But the unbated vicar of scorched earth knows that
OPTIONAL BASES OPPOSED
"I'm slow at times - I just want to grow at times
"But it gets to be a drag"
She astonished the reporters with that remark
Then she cracked
Optional bases opposed
Door number four is closed
Running the leg and supporting the arm
An impressive finish of radiant charm
LOOK, IT'S BASEBALL
Took a journey backwards to a revelation I cannot describe
And I must admit it was worthwhile
And it made you smile - it's that extra mile
When we drove home you slept all the way
Right through the explosion display
Another fine outing, pointing and shouting
"Look, it's baseball"
MAXWELL JUMP
Have you heard the story of Maxwell Jump?
Down at the station - the ass of a building
The reason I asked is 'cause you look like the chump
From the gasoline outpost that jumped up and killed them
Maxwell Jump is dead
THE STIR-CRAZY PORNOGRAPHER
Enter he with paperweight - a kinky old man named Jane-Be-Late
He says "Son don't drag me drag me down down to the ground"
Now when he works he blazes trails
Of fine-tooth combs and ponytails
158 YEARS OF BEAUTIFUL SEX
Taken aside and lectured on how the people do not act
When forced and revealing hidden charms
The last text on village firearms
Loads of creamy music and lots of time to make it
Behind the steamy newsroom - they wouldn't dare to fake it
Lasting forever through radioactive weather
Do what you do - shake what it is
Add'em up - yeah! 158 years of beautiful sex!
UNIVERSAL NURSE FINGER
I celebrate
Far too - but not exceeding my potential
Risking injury - this is music for people 1,000 years old
Slapping salt on soldier boy, his guts in his cupped hands
The horses breathing freon
With engines gunning the lord is coming
I celebrate over the sketches of a deteriorating landscape
How can a sissy play ape without risking injury?
SADNESS IS TO END
Have you heard the news? Sadness is to end
And I shit you not, I'm going to say it again
Sadness is gonna end end right before your eyes
It's a thing I want to know
It's a good thing, let it go
Water will taste like wine
Have you heard the news? No more fucking blues!
REPTILIAN BEAUTY SECRETS
She's got the face
She's got a face that makes me happy
I never thought about how lovely it was
Until one day she went over and out
Over and out
Over and out
When will she come back to me?
Over and out