These lyrics came from Joseph/ghastly1@ix.netcom.com.
Thanks so much for transribing these. This album is the story of the fall of an alcoholic.AIRSHOW not this one! ORDER FOR THE NEW SLAVE TRADE After clearing his throat The speaker read from the manuscript "Only forty-percent of all participants have remained alcoholic." And we began to discuss amongst ourselves The possibility for a dream-filled holiday Order for the new slave trade New flag blowing We've used up our minds We had no way of knowing Old flag burning We've lost our souls There'll be no returning We've diverted back To the stretch rack Only this time We won't snap back While crossing the parking lot A stranger approached me Handed me a gun He said meet me in the ashes Of the old city And we're bound..... To have..... Some fun. THE HARD WAY Mannnnn..... There's a whale outta water Whoaaaa..... There's a bone on a string Doing everything the hard way x2 Stilllll..... There's ? for the wicked ??? (weak-kneed and ...?) Go to pale the hard way x2 Sort it out in the animal sea The factor of the human pride The place where I was born The place where my father died Past the police there's an army Marching like stone guards from Hell Into the wishing well the hard way Wishing well the hard way Doing everything the hard way x7 We're doing everything the hard way. DRINKER'S PEACE At times I wish I were dead Busy people dancing all over my head This I value with every move they make Real bad headache with every step they takeI get a contact buzz Can't remember what the problem was I find it hard to even care Life was to real till you got there My life is dirt but you seem to make it cleaner Reduce my felony to a misdemeanor When I feel sick you're an antibiotic Organize my world that was pointless and chaotic MAMMOTH CAVE Got my flashlight Two by four Necessary precaution Plants at the entrance Flies at the exit Way down deep In the darkest hole Lost my way Lost my soul You can dig my grave In Mammoth Cave I would of brought a sharp object, yeah But they've taken mine all away All away I pretended I wasn't scared Something fucking stinks in here Like a sump pump in a sewer What the hell was I thinking? Way down deep In the darkest hole Lost my way Lost my soul You can dig my grave You can dig me a hole In the Mammoth Cave Mammoth Cave. WHEN SHE TURNS 50 The tavern's open again The line-up who light up will surely decide the fate Of these incorrigibles Who plaster their messages up on the interstate When she turns fifty I might be dead But acting happy again Go singing his songs about rush-hour traffic jams When the vodka kicks in A night at the Rockies Digging in for the slam When she turn fifty I'll bake the bread I'll bake the bread. CLUB MOLLUSKA Have you seen that girl? With the blood-shot eyes With the razor-sharp teeth And the hungry smile It's just a runaway world x4 Have you seen that boy? With voluptuous face He's a concrete ? And he's the king of the world Just a runaway world x4 PENDULUM Come on over tonight We'll put on some Catt Butt and Do it up right No need to get all caught up In societies stipulations You're a member of the freak generation You're gonna burn to have delation When the pendulum swings it cuts When the big door swings open and shuts Yeah, we'll be middle-age children But so what I haven't changed so drastically They can talk so sarcastically They'll bust up But we''ll bust in Get my down back up again When the pendulum swings it cuts When the big door swings open and shuts Ohhhh, we'll be swollen ? But so what When the pendulum swings it cuts When the big door swings open and shuts Yeah, we'll be middle-children But so what Ohhhh, we'll be swollen But so what. AMBERGRIS What's that you're wearing? It smells so good You don't wanna know What's that you're eating? Could be misleading You don't wanna know But I wanna know x3 A cow could fly if it had wings We use the bones and everything What's that you're wearing? It smells so good You don't wanna know But I wanna Know x2 But you don't wanna know But I wannna know. LOCAL MIX-UP/MURDER CHARGE Hand-maiden ashtray Facing the light Local mix-up Someone fix up What we broke up The pleasure-seekers Are out there tonight Local mix-up Someone fix up What we broke up You as a person Have got to think fast Cause this is a party But it's not gonna last This is the same place the fly got smashed Dressing x7 Like a queen Dressing x7 Like a queen Aluminum ashtray Facing the light Local mix-up Someone fix up What we broke up The pleasure-seekers Are out there tonight Local mix-up Someone fix up What we broke up In the early days He was burting with confidence I saw the light The shiny dream Over the years He beagn to submerge The nervous wreck We know him to be The nervous, twisted wreck So watch out for Joker Bob I wish he were just a distant relative But he's razor-close like blue green gelatin Icy-cold Acid in his heart With this we shall draw the electrifying conclusion They strapped him in Still chewing his bubblegum They did the Jesus-shock As the reporters watched Finally, his ticker stopped And they buried him with a smile on his puss And that's the electrifying conclusion STARBOY She was the happiest girl I'd ever seen Starboy Ohhhhh starboy Ohhhhh starboy Ohhhhhuhohhh starboy Ohhhhh starboy Ohhhhuhohhhuhohhh starboy You know it's so easy to fall apart It's so easy to fall apart Woooooooooooooooooooooooo...... BLATANT DOOM TRIP Jill and Vicky liked to drug-out Doing it naked with ??? Ain't no angels in this part of town Take me on a blatant doom trip, yeah Take me on a blatant doom trip We'll go down Smell around Take me on a blatant doom trip Slow righteous No time to back out Lay all commands at the crack of the whip I don't care if the rain causes pain Just take me on a blatant doom trip, yeah Take me on a blatant doom trip Sonic boom Legion of doom Take me on a blatant doom trip Scags, fags, and scallywags Blackout Far too serious and socially hip Figure it out when it's over Without a doubt Take me on a blatant doom trip, yeah Take me on a blatant doom trip Bottomless hole Rock and roll Take me on a blatant doom trip, yeah x6 HOW LOFT I AM? Why ask? The people are snobby And maybe baby Maybe baby You'll be free Look to the trees while they're growing And maybe baby Maybe baby You'll see Maybe baby Maybe...baby Climb to the top of the ladder And maybe baby Maybe baby You'll know Stay with the clouds when they scatter And maybe baby Maybe baby Maybe baby Maybe baby You will see.