Clinton from London, Ontario, Canada: What is the best Circus Devils album to start with?

Dear Clint: The easy answer to your question is SGT. DISCO, the album from 2007.

HOWEVER, to properly answer your question we will need to launch into an egg-head discussion about Apollonian verses Dionysian musical expressions. For those who need refreshed, where Apollo strives toward harmony and balance and higher thought, Dionysus delves into the unconscious and gives over to dream and sometimes to frenzy and mayhem. This dichotomy can be used to categorize many of the bands, artists, and albums you are already familiar with. By the same token, a listener can also be classified the same way. Are you an Apollonian or a Dionysian listener? Maybe it depends on your mood on any given day. For example, in an Apollonian mood, you might enjoy Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony or the Beatles' Abbey Road. And if you're in a Dionysian mood, Stravinsky's The Rite of Spring might be good, or Tom Waits’ Bone machine. So your question regarding which circus devils album to start with depends on these factors as they apply to you and/or your current mood. Here is a list of circus devils albums, classified with the following letter abbreviations.
A= Appolonian / D= Dionysian.

- GRINGO (2009) A : The most accessible album tune-wise, and for this reason, maybe the best introduction. A good preparation for the more challenging material on the previous albums.
- ATAXIA (2008) D: Manic and dark. Probably not the best introduction, unless you are naturally gravitated toward the D-side of life.
- Sgt. DISCO (2007) D + A : Probably the best introduction to circus devils. Represents many of the musical veins traversed by the previous four albums. Chock full of listening adventure.
- FIVE (2005) D : People tell us that we made this record but we don't remember.
- PINBALL MARS (2004) D : Gut level rock and lullabies sung in half-sleep. Full of characters and danger and good fun. Not bad for a first pick.
- The HAROLD PIG MEMORIAL (2002) A : Measured and sober. A full-fledged concept album. For serious listeners.
- RINGWORM INTERIORS (2001) DD : This album represents circus devils as a primordial creature climbing out of the muck and toward the light, and then back into the muck. Not the best introduction. But rewarding for those who enjoy a jarring ride.

I hope this summary will help you make an informed decision, Clint. Thanks for giving circus devils a try. We recommend listening to each album from beginning to end. The albums are written as albums, and can be approached the same way you might approach a film, or a trip to a foreign land, or a night of sleep. And one more thing. It may require patience on your part. Everyone tells us that it takes multiple listens to "get it." We don't understand what they mean, but they all say so.




Jim from Kingsport, Tennessee: What does the song "I Razors" mean?

Dear Jim: Thank you for asking. Everything has a meaning. Never let anyone tell you otherwise! Not that we have to believe in those meanings. It's enough just to know the meanings are there, even if hidden in a sub-conscious dimension. The song I Razors takes place in the future, about 37 years from now. During that troubled time, the Earth will be in a fury, doing all in its power to shake us off her skin, with earthquakes, typhoons, floods, tornadoes and electrical storms that will rain down lightning in torrents of death. I Razors will be a mind-altering, black market candy that will come in a container that looks like an old-time oil can, for those of you who remember the 1970s. The funny thing about I- Razors is that no two pieces are alike. And each piece has a soul (or so it says on the label). So when you eat it, that soul will share your headscape for a period of about 7 hours. And the more you eat, the more souls you will take in. Sometimes the souls in the candy don't get along, and sometimes they can't stand to be separated. Either way, it makes for an exciting time. Let me tell you, the kids will be going crazy for I Razors! In those troubled times, recreation of this sort will be very popular . . .anything to take their minds off the terrible things happening out of doors. The song is our interpretation of an I Razor trip. Prominent religious figures will declare that I Razors are a one-way ticket to hell. We reserve judgement on that count.




Scott from Duluth, Minnesota: What will I expect from Gringo? Should I expect something a little different than your previous efforts?

Dear Scott: Yes you will! Gringo is an album that proves that a band can rock without electric guitars. Well, maybe that's going too far. But folks tell me it's an enjoyable, breezy listen compared to the other records. Gringo is an acoustic song cycle, and as always, in terms of content, there is a trip. The action takes place during an unspecified time period (probably the past, and probably the late 20th century, and probably the 1970s and 1980s, and probably the American Southwest), and it follows the life of a single character . . . Not you, Scott, but some other guy that you probably never met. His name is not Harold Pig, by the way.




The Bringer from British Columbia, Canada: What will be the next Circus Devils album after Gringo?

Dear Bringer: The next album will be titled GRONGO. It will be sung entirely in the language of the Shfarg people, a prehistoric tribe recently discovered living in remote areas of Greenland. It will be the first ever rock album sung in a formerly-extinct language.




Newsworth Oaf from episode 3 of the prisoner series: It would be cool if, on the next "pellet" that there would be a story on the gatefold sleeve, much like Genesis' THE LAMB LIES DOWN ON BROADWAY. I would like to see Circus Devils take on The Lamb Lies Down. What the hell is it about? I have my own opinions, but c'mon! Nobody ever wants to talk about it.

Dear Newsworth: I got Peter Gabriel on the phone this morning and asked him your question about the LAMB. He says he doesn't want to talk about it. Maybe he doesn't know what it means either. Pete reckons that we should just listen to the songs and look to our own impressions for meaning. Maybe he's right. Sometimes we should let sleeping lambs lie.




Travus from The Woods, Conneticut: Could you expound on where the album ATAXIA comes from and if there is an overall story/plot/concept?

Dear Travus: Thanks for your splendid question. I will tell you what it all means! Pay attention now, cause it won't happen again. Ataxia takes place in the future for the most part. This is not the future in a musical sense. It is the future as witnessed through the lens of the third eye, from the standpoint of the present moment. The trip begins with a self-recrimination arising in half-sleep - an acknowledgement of spiritual paralysis. As we all know, this sort of activity attracts the attention of entities who may decide to appear at the foot of your bed in the dead of night. But don't fear! These entities are in fact guides, like the ghost of Christmas future in the Dickens story. Either that, or they're demons who've come to steal your soul and leave you a shivering cipher. But that's a story for another album. The theme here is a private battle against the paralysis of spirit. This paralysis will become institutionalized in the future, through the establishment of a social milieu where the spirit has nothing left to do, and where fear and complacency rule over the mind on every level. In the future, the human spirit will be like a fish out of water, thrashing to no purpose until it weakens and falls still and quiet. It will be up to the individual to dive down into the dark waters and re-discover what was lost -- and put an end to the burden of guilt that would otherwise require a regimen of prescription drugs.

Think of Ataxia as an astral adventure, or lucid dream. The protagonist's discovery of a deep-seated guilt leads him to the conclusion that he has lost the path, betrayed his own spirit, and surrendered control to forces outside himself. While this kind of soul searching is a good thing, it means that right away he will find himself in a not-so-friendly- place. In this case, it's the future, and everyone there appears to be out of their minds, including himself (his future self). There is disorientation, terror and ecstasy, moments of deep dread, resignation, celebration, illumination, and finally, the protagonist re-visits his own youth, and a particular football game when time seemed to stand still. Think of it as a sort of a grail-castle moment. He then re-discovers the seat of his identity and the natural stability it brings. You might think the adventure ends here, but no! This is where the paranoia sets in. Finding himself in a society where an invisible over-mind is in place, projected through the eyes of soldiers and civilians alike, the self-realized individual imagines himself to be a wanted target. Think of Franz Kafka's "the trial," only in this case the protagonist does not maintain his innocence. He knows he is guilty, even though he is unable to answer the question, "Guilty of what?"

Think of this guilt as the collective guilt of Western civilization, resulting from the repressed memory of our original identity or primitive soul, which we have abandoned or buried in exchange for a life of cheap comforts, superficial illusions and comfortable ignorance. Once having broken through the spiritual paralysis of his endemic guilt, the protagonist's victory is dampened by the discovery that he is truly alone. In the context of the future world, a realized individual -- for all intents and purposes -- will be a non-entity, of no interest to his or her neighbours as such, and not worth chasing down and neutralizing by any branch of authority. He will be the future's version of the invisible man. In fact, in the future, identity-swapping will be a form of recreation. In the context of such a world, what can be the value of a self-realized, integrated individual? As to what happens to such a person set adrift in a sea of masks is a story for another day.

There are a couple of flashbacks to the recent and distant past, but most of the action in Ataxia happens in a world yet to come. You may think to yourself, "Jeez, I don't want any part of that world!" Well too bad, because here it comes. It's not the place of a rock-and-roll combo such as Circus Devils to give you instructions in negotiating that world. Our job is to gaze into the dark waters and report back to you what we see. If you don't like it, consider that when you get into a bath tub filled with scalding hot water, you have to dip your toes in first. The future is much the same. As the days tick by, we slowly become comfortable there, without remembering that it was bad for us in the first place. Our transformation into a smug people with insipid souls has been gradual, spanning centuries. Ataxia is a benign form of sudden immersion into the future. But for all of us, the slow immersion has already begun. You may think this is all doom and gloom. But with every new child born comes a new adventure, and another chance to preserve our birthright as cosmic beings whose lives span many dimensions. I hope this answers your question, Travus.




H. Dog from Alamogordo, New Mexico: textfield: I thought Ataxia was never gonna come out. It was like waiting for Guns and Roses Chinese Democracy. But all of a sudden, under a chilly twilight tinged sky there it was. In my mailbox. I put it on. Played it twice. For the next month or so my dreams will be plagued. Note to self: never listen to Circus Devils while making a sandwich. Arguments ensue that end up in broken plates. Anyway--im gonna play this album for friends, then they will say "is it in surroundsound? Is it gonna be remixed (in some f*&king bullshit way) so I can play it in my blu-ray player? Quadrophonic? When I say no, my friends will laugh me off as a charlatan. Thats OK though I guess.

Dear Mr. Dog: Circus Devils can be heard in life-like Stereo. Your friends ask too much. Our recording budget is the same as our budget for mouthwash.




Justin from Syracuse, New York: Dear Circus Devils. I was in my local independent record store and I saw one of your CDs with a little sticker on it saying "File under Circus Devils! If we find this in the Guided By Voices section we're going to kick your ass!" Your CD was smack in the middle of the GBV section. I felt obligated to inform you. The store is called the Sound Garden. Their staff is weak. It should be pretty easy for you guys to destroy them.

Dear Justin: How many albums do we need to make before we get our own section in the record shops? Seven? Seventeen? Thirty-seven? Justin, don't look to sgt. Disco for help. We learned that during these past months he has become a born again christian and has enrolled in Jerry Falwell's Liberty University with no plans to return to real world. It's time to take matters into your own hands. Here's what you do. Cut out a plastic card or piece of cardboard with "Circus Devils" written on top and create your own Circus Devils section, nestled right between the Christmas Monkeys and the Clap. Of course the clerks will undo your careful work, but if you keep going back and replacing the card and discs, they will eventually grow tired and give up. This is how change takes place in a society filled with complacent, lazy, snot-nosed record store clerks.




Freddy from Madison, Wisconsin: Is Sgt Disco related to Sister Disco? Or perhaps a distant cousin of Disco Duck? What about Disco in your mouth?

Dear Freddy: We believe your question is rhetorical and fashioned in an attempt to be cute and funny. This will not be tolerated.




Josh from Biloxi, Mississippi: What does Circus Devils think of Life on other planets or planetoids? em>

Dear Josh: The Bible makes it clear that men from outer space visited our planet many ages ago, long before recorded history. They came in order to find out if it was true what they heard about Earth women. In those days our women were very small, covered in soft hair from top to toe, and resembled monkeys. Word got around the galaxy that Earth women were loose, and all you needed to win their favors was a small, shiny rock or a flower. Earth women were also easy to amuse, unlike the women on other planets, who demanded worship and lavish gifts in return for nothing. Sex tourism to planet Earth reached its peak in the year 1,200,402 BCE by our calendar. That may be a long time ago, Josh, but the reason we look the way we do and have such large brains is because we are the offspring of those space men, or "sons of heaven" as they were known to the ancients. But like many Earth fathers, they did not see fit to come around and visit us, or see to our welfare.

Remember Josh, those UFOs you see flying around today have nothing to do with our space ancestors. The UFOs are operated by artificial creatures which are organically grown robots who have no souls, and can live forever, as long as their ships don't crash and their bodies are not seized by the military, and put under the knife. The question for us is: Who is sending these artificial creatures to our dimension and our space, and for what purpose? Or have the robots outlived their creators, and continue to operate on their own? The answer is blowin' in the wind.




Sven from Erie, Pennsylvania: Is politics a concern of Circus Devils?

Dear Sven: Circus Devils proudly supports any candidate who willfully abandons tradition in order to create healthy turmoil. Even unhealthy turmoil is better than what we have endured so far this century. One day Circus Devils hopes to see the first non-human elected President of the United States. You may think this is a joke, but it's not. The future is a strange place only because you haven't been there yet. There will be no end to the wonders and horrors found there.




Wulf from South Florida, USA: Is Ataxia going to kick my ass like it says in all the pop magazines?

Dear Wulf: We don't know what will happen to you, friend. I can pretend to know what will happen and say "Yes it will kick your ass hard." But that would be arrogant and presumptuous. So I will not say it.




Buddy Love from Greeley, Colorado: Fellas, I need to ask if your music is inspired by real devils or by THE DEVIL himself?

Dear Buddy: There is no room in this band for another devil. If you don't believe me, consider that any rock band in league with Lucifer enjoys immense riches and the allegiance of tens of thousands. Consider that circus devils doesn't have a single human groupie. The truth is, Satan hates us because our music is better than anything he can do.




W.B. Treves from Cumberland Gap, Tennessee, USA: What is the a good circus devils make out song?

Dear W.B.: The best circus devils make out song is Rose in Paradise. It will make you and your lover clutch each other and weep hard. Your intense wish to console each other’s anguish will get out of hand to the point where you have no choice but to smother each other with sofa cushions. I’m just saying. How can you get more romantic than that?




Billy Mumpwater from Sacramento, CA (a future salt lake): Sgt. Disco sucked the first time I listened to it, except for two songs. It sucked the second time I listened to it, except for four songs. It kinda sucked the third time I listened to it, except for about every third song... Now that I'm on my thirtieth or so listen, it's one of my top ten favorite albums ever. Good thing I listen to albums that suck enough times to give them a chance to change my mind (written as I make another probably futile attempt to get to know and/or like The Jam's 'In The City')

Dear Billy: This is an inspiring story. It illustrates a truth that is not often admitted by music critics, who must work with deadlines, and lack the time to explore a record and allow it to grow on them. The records that stay with us are often those that were difficult to take at first, or that seemed to alienate us by not giving us what we expected. We hope that others will take your example, because the kind of patience and sense of adventure you exhibit are not common in an age when music that one has been trained to enjoy is obtainable on demand.




Robert from Los Angeles, CA: Circus Devils makes me want to move. I want to pick up my things and move because I think Circus Devils’ albums sound better outside of Los Angeles. Can you explain or pontificate?

Dear Robert: Everything sounds better away from Los Angeles. Even the crickets and the nut hatch. If you want to enjoy music then just get out of there. But I heard that some things look better in Los Angeles . . . some things with names like Cindy and Ashley.




Jack from Muncie, Indiana: Does circus devils love America?

Dear Jack: Here is a better question: Do you love Americans? We love most Americans. But we must answer no to this question when it applies to two distinct groups of Americans in our midst. The first group is the fundamentalist christian / pro-violence / anti-love set who are proud in their ignorance, and seek the herd for safety. Remember, their vote at the polls is equal to yours, so be cautious before you dismiss them as country kooks. Such Americans can be seen at their feed troughs at the buffet in the local shopping plaza on a saturday, or at the tractor pull, or worshiping on Sunday morning at one of those mega-churches where they display the flag and preach of a Jesus who promises to make all our American dreams come true. It may surprise you to learn that the Americans we hate the most have been to college. Yes, the second group of Americans we speak of are members of a secret club called the SONS OF DRACO. These so-called "educated" men are the privileged sons of certain wealthy families who deem it part of their offspring's pedigree to be a member of this club. They meet in underground grottoes scattered across the country. One of these underground clubhouses is right here in Ohio! Members include almost every famous American who is NOT in show business, except one. Van you guess his name? Know them by their beady eyes and thin lips. Because we love America, we must do everything in our power to protect it from both of these groups mentioned above. Both the working class, flag-waving, fundamentalist christian, and the lipless, WASP, ivy league elite must be resisted if our great nation is to survive and retain its soul.




Kirill from Moscow, Russia: Yesterday I played "Outlasting Girafolo" like 12 times in a row. I'm a seminarian and supposed to pray all day but now I'm only able to hum "Girafolo" to Jesus. Bob's his favorite!

Dearest Kirill: Jesus knows what is cool. Trust Jesus.




Valerie from Manchester, New Hampshire: Dear circus devils: I read somewhere that the world will end on December 21st, 2012. Is this true? I am worried about this because I'm 13, so I will still be a teenager when the end of the world comes. Do you realize how much that sucks?! Well anyway, circus devils rules! Did I say that right?

Dear Valerie: High marks for you. Circus devils is singular. Hence, it rules. The world as we know it is ending all the time. If you want to worry, then worry about all that has already been lost. For all we know, the collected fruits of mankind's imagination are like shining jewels in the crown of our galaxy. Then again, it may be the case that all of humanity's achievements amount to a hill of rotten beans. Whatever the case, as humans we should bear witness to all that has come before as the bounty of mankind's collected imagination, and strive to decorate our souls with it. Rejoice young lady in your youth. Don't waste energy fretting about the approaching end. Observe the following excerpt from the essay entitled "the Library is On Fire" by Steve Five: Art is ephemeral. Life is ephemeral. Man's feeble attempt to make his mark on history throughout the ages reflects these facts. A prime and literal example of this is the destruction of the library at Alexandria, Egypt in ancient times. Man had spent the ages of his intellectual dawning fighting against the ephemeral nature of art and history, creating cuneiform and whole documented systems of communication - only for these recordings to be lost forever for future generations. Laughable or sad? You decide.




Geronimo Mason from Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, Dayton, Ohio, USA: I am in possession of sound recordings of myself and others behaving scandalously; do Circus Devils have a mailing address where I can send them? Why did Oswald have to go home to get his revolver if he had already smuggled his rifle into work? Wouldn't he have just taken the revolver with him as well?

Dear Geronimo: If you want to email circus devils, it's easy. Just write to circusdevils@earthlink.net. What kind of scandalous things are you and your friends doing at Wright Patterson Air Force Base? Could it be sex with aliens? Yes, I mean the kind captured from crashed spacecraft. We have no quarrel with those who dredge up the past, because we don't wish to repeat the mistakes of history. But why continue to struggle with the lone gunman theory? Even if your aim is to prove the theory wrong, the fact that you still give credence to it is a sign of a constipated imagination. Forget about Oswald. The men who planned to kill JFK would have made certain that the last connecting dot in the investigation would not land on them. How could it be otherwise? In other words, conspiracy is a given when men commit high crimes and don't wish to be caught. This is a matter of common sense. Anyone who says otherwise is either stupid or afraid. Now carry on with your important government work interrogating those captured space men. But remember, just because a space alien has no rights under the law doesn't give you and your friends the right to make sexual sport of them. Even if you deem it payback for the anal probe the aliens forced you to endure, remember, that was done in the spirit of science. What you are doing is depraved and reflects poorly on our species and our planet.




Heinrich Wang from the Land of Plenty: I tried and tried but I can't turn my friends on to circus devils. After they hear a few bars of music, they say it's the worst thing they ever heard. What does this mean? Do you think I should seek help? Or get new friends?

Dear Heinrich: We believe there is an inner mutant in every one of us. Circus devils music will coax out the inner mutant, but this process is often met with fierce resistance, especially by smug individuals who seek the middle of the road. So don't be surprised or discouraged by the reaction of your friends. Remember Beauty and the Beast? (the story, not the TV show) Circus devils is like the beast. Upon your first encounter, your impulse is to run away, or fight it back. But with time, the beast is discovered to possess a human soul! The trouble is, we can only ask nicely for this crucial period of time needed for people to warm to our music. Things would be different if we could capture people and make them listen to our music here in the enchanted castle. That task is left to you, Heinrich. Now press on with your crusade, and I guarantee that some of your friends will come around. One trick you can do is give smokes to your friends before playing our records. If they still think it's the worst music in the world while they are high, then they are probably right, and we're just addled creeps.